Shoplifter made the dying swan

Cologne - The police had known him when, on Tuesday afternoon in a supermarket in Junkersdorf met a shoplifter (29). Because: He is polizeibekannt.
As one of the officials of the thieves then said that he was temporarily detained, the man had an epiphany: "If you want to take me, I'm playing the dying swan!"
No sooner said than done! When the officers wanted to take him, he made violent riots. The result: Pepper spray was used. In the patrol car then we went further.
The thieves simulated a 1-A-attack. Was still on the safe side of an ambulance, examined the amateur actor who had theatrically dropped him.
Verdict of the physician: All played no danger. And in the custody of the man can too. And when he came down also. Now he must explain himself before the prison court.

Dream match ends in hospital

Gelsenkirchen - This coming Saturday, midfielder Jermaine Jones and Cyprus should first deny one match for Germany.
Joachim Loew had called a few days before the 26 years of age have become fighters for his impressive performances in the last match-squad for the games against Cyprus and Wales (November 21).
 It is now nothing. Jones had to decline the invitation on Saturday after he was in the match against Hamburger SV in a duel with David Jarolim was badly injured.
 Even during the game, Jones was taken to the hospital where he underwent an MRI scan. The diagnosis: a joint capsule with hemorrhage in the right ankle. Schalke coach Mirko Slomka: "There is no chance that he will travel to the national team."
Happened when it was a harmless action in the midfield. Jones collided with Jarolim, was two minutes are in pain and limped from the square face, had treated him.

Large Calls: Get rid of these suits! Deletes the records!

Cologne / Rome - Power jumps within a few months to six seconds.
Athletes who have little time to warm to swim because they have to squeeze 45 minutes in their suits. And then they go off like 'to' ner air mattress. "
At the swimming World Championships in Rome, the suit experienced madness its next peak. The previously known only to insiders, Paul Biedermann (23/Halle), swam about 400 meters to the world record.
He put out the record about the Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe in the year 2002. Biedermann's talent, but nobody talks about - only about his suit.
Swimming legend Michael "Albatross" Gross, the whole discussion is too crass. He is worried about his swimming, eventually he became 25 years ago in Los Angeles, Olympic champion in a classic swimsuit.
But now is swimming more: A battle of material. Will be discussed on neoprene shorts, swimsuit and fins profiles in the shoulder area.
The Albatross asks: "Away with these suits! Deletes the records! Otherwise, swimming is still broken. For the sport alive from the fact that he is a purist. It's just basic that swimmers have to manage without technical frippery. Only humans and water.
The skiing is quite different as you need skis, equipment and high tech. If this were to go now swimming with the suits so on, would indeed be in an endless spiral of developments. Then would soon cost $ 10,000 a suit. "
The World Federation FINA is already thinking about it, go next year, a few steps back. Means more than men in cycling shorts, women's suits have to be strapless. Large: "Then, all now established world records need to be bagged. Otherwise, would stand there for generations, times that are unattainable. That would be absurd. "
Some critics, however, suggest that swimming world records are without clothes. The reason for doping. Large from incites: "The swimmers will be slower. You can see in experiments, that an athlete with a suit two seconds over 100 meters faster than without the suit. "
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EXPRESS shows Borussia sites

Mönchengladbach - Borussia In the first three tests in Bad Lippspringe (7:0), Bielefeld (2:1) and Wegberg-Beeck (4-0) moved by Jos Luhukay complete.
That changes now. "Wednesday is not just a few mid-term, but play longer," announced Gladbach coach at the Ernst case against England's second division champions West Bromwich Albion (kick-off 18.30 clock in Goch).
Eight climbers are firmly established in the Bundesliga start: goalkeeper Christofer Heimeroth (26), the inside defender Roel Brouwers (26) and Filip Daems (29), the midfield axis Patrick Paauwe (32) and Sascha Rösler (30), Rising star Marko Marin (19) on the left wing, the top scorer Rob Friend (27) and Oliver Neuville (35).
The competitive battles raging around both full back positions and the right-Wing. Three question marks for Luhukay. EXPRESS Borussia sites highlighted.
Biggest question mark: the right defender. For Sue Bird (after Aalborg) no replacement was required. "There, there's an internal solution," says Steve Gohouri Luhukay and tries (27) from.
First impression after two halves, "defensive hardly called for an offensive, with freedoms, but unhappy with the ball." Steve confident: "I have played that position in Bern and at the African Cup for the Ivory Coast, as I'm concerned for Borussia. "Rival Tobias Levels (21) repressed Bögelund and brought it to 27 missions in the second division.
Luhukay: "He has developed well." Sebastian shafts (23) has only outsider Chancen.Zweites question mark: the Left-defender. Alex Voigt (30) goes with the ascension bonus against Jean-Sebastian Jaures (30) into the race. Although the Frenchman brings international experience, but does not speak German, and could hardly speak English. Advantage Voigt.
Third question mark: the right-Wing. Benjani Mwaruwari (26) has his place against Sharbel Touma (29) and Karim Matmour (defense 23). Standard King Mwaruwari also has defensive qualities, Touma is the more aggressive variant. Matmour been impressed as hanging Spitze.Luhukay for tactical orientation: "On 4-4-2-system, we note, but you want to responding variable."

Ticket detectives hunt through the Internet

Cologne - FC against Bayer - the Derby will be completely sold out with 50,000 spectators. The last remaining tickets anyway was only for FC members. Or not?
Assuming the Internet on the side of ticketpool.de>, the single buyer to purchase up to 19 cards! Cost of this (sitting straight): 195 euros per ticket, making 3705 tickets at 19 euros! And in the Internet auctioneer ebay, there are tickets for the derby ...
Exactly this is the 1st sellers FC Cologne warn. The club has even "Ticket employs detectives" who want to make an end of the price drivers ...
Warn "We want the fans and to point out that they could acquire through agencies or ebay tickets at exorbitant prices, which may have been blocked by us," says Daniel Däuper, head of ticketing at FC.
Däuper urges fans to pick out perhaps a less popular game: "It's not like that anyway, all FC home games are sold out. Many do not expect that there are often still day tickets on open sale. "
Auctioneers (like ebay) "Anyone who resells tickets commits a breach of the General Terms of FC ments," said Däuper. The club sought and found with the help of an extra tool on ebay once all FC-auctions. "Ticket detectives" test purchases by taking a close look at many auctions.
The FC then warns only the seller or locks the recruited tickets that are personalized sold by the club. Däuper: "For people who are pursuing what business, we proceed with all severity." Consequences may be the termination of membership and high penalties.
The agencies (such as viagogo ticket pool, etc.) The problem here: Legally, the club has against them (yet) handle, because they do not buy the tickets directly from the FC, but through intermediaries. "They do not make themselves liable to prosecution. Nevertheless, we are of course strongly opposed to the pricing policies of the agencies. "
But even here the fan can not be sure to purchase a valid ticket. The already issued ticket may be blocked because the middleman has probably fall through the direct debit. In addition, the customer can not be sure whether he actually receives in the end, all ordered tickets.
For the new season of FC will continue to remedy the situation and arranged a ticket online a stock exchange. Däuper explains: "As fans, who are prevented from attending a game can reinstellen their tickets at the original price. This also applies to season ticket holders. "These get back for a game 1 / 17 of season ticket price. In the stock market, the card can be re-sold, the buyer then receives a normal day ticket issued, and could look forward to a football game in RheinEnergieStadion - at normal prices.